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The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Have and C-li and Smile.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
C-li makes everything better.
(LOL SOMEONE SAID THIS TO ME THIS MORNING *gigglesnort*)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Bridge that gap with C-li
(ROFL NOPLZTHX xD)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Designed for C-li, engineered to Last.
(.... cough?)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Turn loose the C-li
(that ain't creepy at all.)

6. To someone you dislike?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's C-li
(Yeah, I'm popular. lol)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Make room for the C-li.


8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The lion goes from C-li to C-li
(OOPS I'm bible-smacked.)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
No C-li, no comment.
(wtf am I, Mr. T?)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Marvin the Mountie always gets his C-li
(... That's a yes, right?)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The loudest noise comes from the electric C-li
(LMAOOMFG BUUUUUURN BTCHS XDDD)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
You deserve a C-li today.
(C-li is officially codeword for 'foot to the crotch' )

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Everything we do is driven by C-li.
(Obey. Obey. YOU MUST OBEY.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
A finger of C-li is just enough to give your kids a treat.
(PEDOBEAR STRIKES AGAIN)

15. Your last words before you die..
A C-li is forever.
(THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE~)

16. Your message to a special someone..
How do you eat YOUR Stiddy?
(Translation: Waatch yourself, bitch.)

17. Title of this post will be..
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a C-li.


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